Lame of Thrones

I am a huge book nerd. I pretty much read everything I can get my hands on, so of course I have read the Game of Thrones series. It was totally awesome, and I have recently been enjoying the HBO version as well. That said, I was pretty excited when I saw these Drinking glasses with the house crests on them.

Totally cute, right? Well this of course led me to investigate the depths of the internet in search of other cool GOT merch. What I found was horrifying:

GOT meets Tarantino? Really?!

I guess the person who made this forgot that "The stallion who mounts the world" was the title of the DEAD baby... yeah. Kind of a creepy thing to put on your kid unless you plan on having some weird Dothraki death-swap abortion in a tent.

Direwolf Cake pops. Because, just in case you weren't traumatized enough by the story of the loyal beasts being murdered and banished, now you can eat their faces!

And finally, the ultimate must-have for the serial killer in your life, replica finger bones plus carrying case, just like the crazy Davos had! Yay!